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It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.

I don’t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

People aren’t afraid of saying ‘I love you’. They’re afraid of hearing the response.

Life isn’t about being impressive, it’s more like being expressive.

That’s the difference between movies and real life. In real life, you don’t always get a happy ending.

I could name a thousand reasons why I hate you, but I could name a million reasons why I love you.

If youre not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living. What are you here for?

People hate what they can’t conquer, envy what they can’t get, and destroy what they already have.

Never say, ‘oops’ Always say, Ah, interesting.

Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who’ll stay true to her!

The worst way to leave someone is without an explanation.

Don’t cry because of one person. Remember, there are still 6,870,135,814 people to smile to.

I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)

If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success.

Just a friendly reminder Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.

Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st.

Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ….???…. Its APRIL 1ST …. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.

Fact 1 You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue Fact 2 After reading this 99 100 idiots would try it.

you are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second don’t misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles.

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.

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